85 degrees. Sunny. Iced Tea. Empty Pool. The Animals playing on my iPod in the background. Boom Boom.
When you hear someone say "Boom Boom" approx 40 times in a song, your mind wanders. Sometimes to a dirty, stanky room where the walls have no windows, but this time, it was a safe place to wander to. A far awwwwwaaaaay place. Where dragons poop strawberry melons, and no-one needs to work hard because everyone shares their wealth, and everyyyyyone has a wonderful caring Dr. and a free Ipod! Don't forget, Christians are shunned and the killing of a fetus is accepted! Oh, and most importantly, Terrorists and Pirates (aren't Pirates just Terrorists on ships?) will be dealt with reasonably. After all, a harsh scolding and a lawyer is better than offending someone with a bullet!
Ok- I'm back from Obamaville.
You see, here is the problem that I believe started this mess. It's hearing and listening. Most folks hear when others speak. Unfortunately, even in the most dire circumstances, some still just hear someone talking, never to actually listen. Sort of like "that" family on the airplane that doesn't listen to what the steward is saying before take-off. Yeah, yeah, yeah... life jackets go here, breathing dixie cup thingy over my nose, got it. This is the same family that will lose their freakin mind during an emergency and double the panic among the others who so patiently listened to that very same steward. Yeah, yeah, yeah... he said he never heard that crazy pastor, he never new Bill Ayers that well, his policies aren't "Socialist." Sound familiar? Baaahhhhhhhh. Bad Sheeple Bad! Baaahhhhh.
"And the Kool Aid dribbled slowly down their stuck up chins, standing proud, waiting patiently for a rainbow to shoot out from the ass of 'The One' and jelly beans to rain down from the heavens."
The occurence of this "Obamamania" reminds me of a sort of Liberal Beatlemania. I mean no offense to the Beatles at all by equating them with libs. I'm just trying to give an example of a recent occurence where mass hysteria drove the people to do odd things. Like I dunno, backing the least experienced, liberal candidate for the Presidency? Their replies: "But he has a great smile," " He speaks like no other!," are still deafening. By the way, I could've used other past "Mania" examples such as Cabbage Patch Kids, or Pokemon Pogs, but the Beatles just came on in my shuffle.
I know, I know, Dems won, Repubs lost. Yeah, yeah, yeah... sore loser, sour grapes, racist, right wing extremist, teabaggers, red neck hick, yadda yadda yadda...and it goes on and on and on. Normally, I would react to the listed accusations quickly and directly. But under these current circumstances, I'll let empty, un-factual words hurl violently from brainwashed pie holes. Let's move forward and address some of the issues that do not sit well with me. I call these issues that Conservative Republicans have a problem with: the "Clash of the Titans". Simply called so for 2 reasons: # 1- lots of ugly villains in that movie, and # 2- anytime you can reference a movie that has a mechanical owl in it, use it. Now it's not just Kraken Obama that we are dealing with here mind you. Don't forget the Gorgon (Nancy Pelosi), the 3 Stygian Witches (Harry Reid/Joe Biden and Chris Dodd), Barney Frank as the token gay palace jester, and Rahm Emanuel as Calibos! I like to imagine that Perseus is the "Conservative" hero who must stop these monstrosities from ruining all that which is sacred and good throughout the land. If you are still reading and know what I'm talking about, you my friend, are my targeted audience.
Back to Reality.
How does borrowing Trillions of dollars get you out of debt without going back into debt? How do you pay back that debt without raising any taxes? Why won't you let companies file for bankruptcy instead of basically forcing them into some sort of bond with the government? How does someone hire as a Treasury Secretary, a man who is supposed to be the guru of finances, yet Fraks up his own taxes? Using Turbo Tax no less. He did what? What Einstein thinks that quadrupling the national debt during a near-recession is smart? Who honestly thinks that this so called "Stimulus Bill," that the "Annointed one" probably signed without even reading a page (like 90% of Dems in the Senate). Still haven't read the Bill? Here's a link below to read at your leisure. Reads to me like a who's who to pay off lobbyists, special interest groups, and ahem....certain voters. Still think this was actually the best solution for this country? By the way, shame on the 3 Repubs who also jumped on this disaster and signed away.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_Recovery_and_Reinvestment_Act_of_2009
Take a deep breath.
How does a President go on an overseas tour (I like to call it the "Pelosi/Reid/Obama Destruction of America World Tour") and minimize what good the American people have done in this world, yet praise the Europeans? Insult the American people as "arrogant and dismissive" on one hand, while taking our tax money with the other? How does one forget to bow to the Royal Queen of England, but bow to the King of Saudi Arabia? How can you give stupid-ass gifts to our allies (plastic model of Air Force 1, an iPod with "the One's" favorite speeches on it,of himself no less) and think it was generous? That was just Europe folks! In the good ol' South American countries, "The Messiah" took pics like college buddies at a reunion with dictators. Did you really want him to smile and accept a book from a half rate Communist dictator about how tyrannical the United States has been to Latin America, and then state that he himself should not be held to blame because he claims (wrongly, no less) that he was not even born yet? Way to stick up for the American people! President Obama once again, thinks of himself before his country. And when I say his country, I mean the United States, not Kenya or Indonesia. Silly.
Here are some delicious links for you.
http://hotair.com/archives/2009/04/19/obama-on-chavezs-book-i-think-it-was-a-nice-gesture/
http://hotair.com/archives/2009/04/18/the-apology-tour-continues-in-latin-america/
I'll save the big guns for tomorrow.
Universal Health Care. Amnesty for Illegals. Firearms Bans. Military Cutbacks. Global Warming. Same Sex Marriage. RHINOS, War on Terror... I mean, hugging of our enemies.
Nite.
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